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Wine: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 0830
Cover Reads:
Wine: How Classy People Get Shitfaced.
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday Darling!
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Wine is different from beer, but booze is booze. We aren't fooled by the snooty ladies at the art show. Sure, they are drinking something that costs more than our paycheck, but in the end, they are no different from the beer-chuggers at the sports bar. And, because booze is booze, drunk is drunk. Even if our cars are different, we're all driving to the same place: TipsyTown.

Give the wine lover in your life a classy birthday card from NobleWorks Cards this year and let the party begin. Birthday cards with a wine theme are popular and our card will provide plenty of laughs. Designed by the excellent artisans at Ephemera, this funny wine birthday card has a saucy, sassy bouquet with notes of recycled paper, droppings from prize bulls of the Chardonnay region and tannins. (We don't know what tannins are, but they are in every wine review we've ever read, so maybe tannins are grapes?)

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Wine
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
May 15, 2009
UPC:
745469008302
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In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Wine Card   $4.99
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100% Recommend this product (8 of 8 responses)
By Brad
Texas
Excellent choice for the wine lovers
June 16, 2021
My friends who are true wine drinkers loved receiving this card!
By Dennis
Florida
Really cute
July 25, 2020
Perfect for my Aunt.
Pros
  • None
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  • None
By Pat
Nampa ID
Best cards
July 18, 2019
Best cards
By Ellen
Cincinnati
Perfect card for my daughter.
June 8, 2019
So funny.
Pros
  • Great quality cards. So funny.
By Linnie
KS
Great Card!
December 1, 2018
Hilarious! My Bunco friends loved it!
By Melanie
Anderson SC
Perfect card
August 30, 2018
Great card, says it all
Pros
  • great price great humor
By Greg
Naples, Florida
Stay classy! Great card :)
February 27, 2018
Perfect card for any wine lover. Got this and a bottle of malbec as a gift and they loved it! Going to be coming back soon for sure !!
By dhara
LA
MY BEST FRIEND LOVED IT
February 16, 2018
I gave this my best friend. She is going to add it to her wine collection.