I Love Jesus: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Leave it to kids to figure out the real reasons for the seasons. For those who love a good irreverent joke, it doesn't get much better than this. Jesus might be mortified by the message, but your friends are going to find it absolutely hilarious — especially the ones who hate the holidays as much as you.

This sacrilegious Christmas card is sure to put you on the naughty list, but the huge laughs you earn are so worth it. While it might not work for a religious relative, this is the perfect card for friends who share your wicked sense of humor.

At NobleWorks Cards, dirty Christmas cards are the reason for our season of pleasin’. You won’t find cards this brutal and raunchy in the card aisle at the big box store, so stay away from the crowds and let us help you complete your Christmas card list in one fell swoop. We’ll take the edge off with a bulk discount that gets bigger and bigger the more you buy, and our free shipping will help you dodge crowds by staying home.