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Heart Of A Poet: Funny Valentine's Day Card

Item #: 2010
Cover Reads:
Doreen.. Beneath This Brutish Exterior Beats The Heart Of A Poet... I Also Have His Kidneys And I Think Maybe His Gall Bladder, But I'm Not Sure.
Inside Reads:
I Wish You A Happy Valentine's Day With All My Heart, And Lungs, And Liver, And Spleen...
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Didn’t he say he had his father’s eyes? We may need to re-evaluate this date.

The heart of a poet Valentine's Day Card will leave your recipients in stitches. From the brilliant mind and pen of cartoonist Randy McIlwaine, this funny Valentine’s Day card features a hilarious take on Frankenstein’s monster asking for a second chance. Its clean humor is perfect for a wide variety of giving situations — it’s ideal for work parties, church get-togethers, school situations and other events. Use our bulk discount to stock up on several copies, and enjoy our free shipping.

You won’t find any questionable anatomy in this hilarious Valentine’s Day card: It’s printed on FSC-certified paper in the U.S.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Heart Of A Poet
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2009
UPC:
745469020106
Availability:
In Stock
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By Jackie
Brooklyn, NY
Great Card!
February 28, 2020
Husband literally laughed out loud.