Golden Years: Humor Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 5679
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years... The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot See Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Dropping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Yeas Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing Up Golden.
Occasion: Birthday
Your mature friends, relatives and coworkers turning yet another year older whether they like it or not will especially get a hearty and healthy laugh upon receiving this funny and fantastic Birthday card. Featuring a colorful, comic old lady, candle lit iced cake and an absolutely hilarious "Golden Years" poem, the creative, clever and hysterical greeting will have any Birthday girl or boy in the senior citizen set almost absolutely delighted to be celebrating another Birthday. Assuming their eyesight is still good enough to actually read the timelessly funny poetic card.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Golden Years
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
June 21, 2013
UPC:
745469056792
Availability:
In Stock
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By Nancy
Wellesley, MA
Really Terrific
March 22, 2019
At a certain age, humor is the only way to deal with it. This card is especially perfect, accentuating all the ills, but with humor to make them laughable.
Pros
- Very funny. Accentuates the perils of ageing, but with humor to make the recipient laugh.
Cons
- None