Cards By Samara Siskind

Ay Christmas caramba! Santa Claus and his elves went a little overboard on the spicy burritos and black bean dip in an effort to heat things up at the frozen North Pole, and now they're paying the noxious, gaseous price to the offended olfactories. All in good holiday cheer and fine festive spirit, of course.

Not-so-Jolly Saint Nick in his trademarked red and white cap, suit and mitts is pictured along with one of his tequila-drinking, green-stocking-clad elves on the front of this funny, scented Xmas card, along with a hilarious, jokey poem to further nose the humorous Noel greetings along. And the inside of this Spanish themed and worded, garrulous Yuletide blast is decorated with Kris Kringle's bitten burrito, to add more gas to the flaming frivolity.

Let 'er rip, in other words! Send this naughty, smelly, gut-busting, chuckle-passing Christmas card from artist Samara Siskind and NobleWorks to everyone on your list, and watch those lucky people squeak, toot and burst with laughter!