NobleWorks Return Policy

How to return a funny card in 3 easy steps:

We only take returns for up to 365 days from the date of purchase and on products in new condition only. We don't know why you'd ever want to return any of our outrageously funny cards, but we're down with it if you must...and we won't even ask why, though we are dying to know.

So, here we go:

Simply find your order record by viewing your account, or just choose the ORDER HISTORY link in your account under the site's fabulous logo on any page. BTW, It is not too late to sign up for an account. Make sure you sign up with the same email you used to place the order, and all your previous order records will magically appear along with a Return button in full view.
Choose the Order History tab and locate the order in your order history. You will find clear instructions when viewing the details of the order.
(Spoiler alert) Please note that we offer FREE returns for domestic customers within the continental USA only; simply download and print a label for prepaid postag. Customers residing outside of the continental USA can download a label with the address for returns, but will need to pay for their own postage.

Returns undergo a tedious and in-depth inspection by my mother (hey, she needed a job) before approval, which usually doesn't take longer than a minute or two (depending on the grocer...). If everything's smokin', our little fingers will be hitting that refund button and issuing a credit back via your original form of payment within approximately 5 days after we receive your return.

Now even your credit card is smiling ear to ear for a change. The rest is up to your bank and their particular fetish as to how long they feel the need to fondle your greens. Worry not, as a happy ending is eminent.

Sounds long and laborious, doesn't it?
But it really ain't. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you'll agree. And, before you dare to disagree, know that all it takes is a light tap on the old foot paddle to releases the flying monkeys.
Just sayin'.

Peace out.

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