I'll be a Stripper: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 4352
Cover Reads:
Fuck This Shit. I'll Be A Stripper.
Inside Reads:
Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
Occasion: Birthday
Math is hard, y'all. We don't blame this girl a bit. The amount of jobs out there that require formulas that complex are as rare as two-dollar bills, so we can sympathize with her sentiment. Goal-setting is good for girls and the goal this girl has set for herself will be good for her wallet one day. At least addition is easy enough.
Give this naughty birthday card to your adult friends and reminisce about your days in school and the careers that you dreamed about while growing up. Designed by the twisted humorist at NobleWorks, it's printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, so you won't be stripping the planet of a lot of valuable resources. Available card by card, or in bulk quantities, stock up on a delightfully funny birthday card.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
I'll be a Stripper
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2011
UPC:
745469043525
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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97% Recommend this product (33 of 34 responses)
By Timothy
Orlando, FL
Stripper Card
October 17, 2023
I gave this to a friend who is a frequently exasperated high school teacher. She laughed out loud!
By Jan
Michigan
The tips are better too
December 10, 2022
I buy cards in advance when I find good ones. This one will go to my 40 something niece who has a bizarre sense of humor. I can see her laughing her clothes off!
Pros
- Crazy funny
Cons
- I might need to put warning on outside of card in case 10 yr old daughter opens first.....
By Uche
,
Very funny
September 7, 2020
I'll definitely recommend this item to my mum
By Mom
Phoenix Az
Stripper
September 5, 2020
Excellent card for someone with a wicked sense of humor
Pros
- Funny
Cons
- None
By Crystal
Illinois
Very Funny
June 6, 2020
I have just the right person to send this to.
Pros
- Humor.
By Dick
CA
Good quality cards
May 31, 2020
Nice to be able to finally find something different for those "special" friends
Cons
- Wish you had more of a selection of clever cards.
By Melanie
Pa
Made him crack up!
May 15, 2020
I love these cards. Everyone of them are so funny. Everyone cracks up. We need laughter at this time! Great quality! I'll definitely buy more.
M.S.
M.S.
Pros
- Funny, personal, great quality!
By Heidi
Rhode Island
I got thanked for sending a bday card
May 10, 2020
You don't expect to be thanked for sending a bday card. But I got a text as soon as my brother-in-law opened this card. He loved it. A very funny card.
Pros
- the art work and the humor
Cons
- none
By Nadine
Miami, FL
Funniest Card ever!
May 2, 2020
Every time I send this card it gets a great laugh.
By Alyce S.
Montana
STEM not for everyone
April 4, 2020
Concise
By Wayne
Philadelphia
I know this person
February 15, 2020
Love it will order more
Pros
- All
Cons
- None
By Trish
Florida Panhandle
So true
January 27, 2020
This card isn’t going anywhere but my board in my home office. I hated math with a passion and although I didn’t grow up to be a stripper, I did drive tractor trailer for over 10 years
By gloulww
Bristol, Indiana
Great Humor
December 7, 2019
I know the perfect person to send this to - love the humor.
By Sharon
Colorado
Now that gets peoples' attention.
November 7, 2019
My girlfriends think this one is beyond funny. Good job.
By Tom
Jacksonville FL
Perfectect for a couple of my dear friends
November 2, 2019
Couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it. Knew exactly who I would send it to.
Pros
- Fit for a
- Limited # of reciprients
Cons
- Can?t give to everyone
By Julie
MARIETTA, GA
Re-Ordering...AGAIN!
October 12, 2019
This card NEVER ceases to amuse the recipient and the other guests at adult birthday celebrations. If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "Best Card EVER!" I would be rich!
Cons
- Don't give to people who are offended by curse words.
By Lou
Rochester, NY
BEST CARD EVER!
September 13, 2019
I've sent this card to several people who all loved it. The art work, as well as the message is the best!
By DL
NV
such a funny card
September 10, 2019
tooo funny, card excellent paper and graphics well printed
By Dale W.
OHIO
What can I say?? Perfect!!!
July 28, 2019
My niece is a recent graduate to be a grade school teacher and, she just found her first teaching job after searching and interviewing all summer. So, her birthday is next week and this card is GREAT. I sure hope her mother doesn't kick my ass for sending this card!!!
Pros
- Fuck in title and inside
Cons
- None
By Mary
Bartlett, IL
What an F-ing crack up!!
July 8, 2019
We are teachers and passed this card around for days after I gave it to my friend.
By grammy2skymar
Nevada
Awesome Card for my Partner in Crime
May 31, 2019
My naughtiest girlfriend loved this card!
By Bradley
Houston, TX
My 12 year old nephew loved it
April 29, 2019
In an effort to remain the "cool uncle", I have to really deliver on birthday cards. This one did the trick. My nephew turned 12 and thought it was hilarious. And, he really enjoyed watching his grandmother's "fake outrage" when she saw it.
Pros
- Funny and memorable
Cons
- hmmm, not sure
By larry
waukegan
cards
March 29, 2019
every time i go to noble works and buy cards i am never disappointed
By Jo
Vancouver
Luv it!
March 29, 2019
Too funny!
By Amy
Westbrook, CT
Perfect for college graduate.
February 22, 2019
Certainly a crowd pleaser
By Paula
Washington, DC
Great card for female matheticians you know!
November 19, 2018
Colors & font crisp & clear. Arrived in timely fashion. Won’t hesitate to orderl all my cards from NobleWorks.
Pros
- Colors, font, arrival time.
By Fast E.
California
Your either Noble or you have no balls 🏈 ⚽️
October 12, 2018
Don’t let cards be an endangered art. Support Nobleworks cards. My friend married a stripper, had a great kid, and went through a tough divorce. So he loved the card. We all got a great laugh. Cheers to being Noble.
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 11, 2018
my absolute favorite one !!
Pros
- so cute
Cons
- none
By B H.
San Diego, CA
It got a laugh
May 5, 2018
Professionally produced/printed, expediently shipped, and in the end it got a pretty hearty laugh.
By JT
Central Massachusetts
PERFECT!
March 18, 2018
LOVE these cards! True sentiment, maybe a bit off color, but always hilarious. Recipients love them, too.