70 In Celsius: Funny Milestone Birthday Card

Hey, there's no need to sweat turning seventy, when the centigrade system is here to reduce your age to cooler levels. That's the hilarious, calculated-to-please forecast for seventieth Birthday fun pictured in vivid colors and witty words on this funny, forget-the-Fahrenheit 70th B-Day card. It's a great and garrulous way to brighten any friend, family member or coworker's outlook on life when they're getting up there, somewhat elevated in years. Age is just a number, after all; that can be freely expressed in a more flattering measurement system, right?