Coochie Galore: Funny Birthday Card

Equipped with a gleaming gold crown, sexy red bra, long golden staff and wet crimson lipstick, the saucy, raunchy saint gloriously pictured on this holy hilarious greeting card is ready to Birthday par-tay! Atheists, agnostics, Jesus Freaks and everyone else who enjoys a good, dirty joke will engorge with devilish delight and mounting mirth upon receiving this sassy and sensational card. Both heavenly and whorishly attractive, the gold scrolled, lip smacking notecard will heat up and excitingly and enticingly enliven anyone's big special day of year-older celebration.