Golden Shoerack: Funny Birthday Card

Everyone with a great sense of humor and a fine appreciation for ped-wear will be swept off their feet upon receipt of this shoe sensational B-Day greeting card. Former first lady of the Philippines, Imelda Marcos, owned over 3,000 pairs of expensive shoes, and so it's not surprising that the patron saint of fancy footwear is named after that well-shod, high heel hoarding woman. Within a glorious, glowing gold and blue frame, the revered gal with the golden rack is pictured putting her best foot forward in a golden halo, purple robe and glittering purple pump. Even men with not much skin in the clog collecting game will laugh their funny bones off upon being kicked out this beguiling and styling greeting card. Shoe betcha!