Fukitol: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

If you're feeling depressed and unappreciated, if your job sucks and money's a problem, never fear! Just reach for an extra strength Fukitol, and you'll be just fine by your birthday!

At least, we can dream, right? Your friends will wish Fukitol was as real as morphine with this card designed by NobleWorks Cards. Life is filled with hassles, problems, crises and general bullcrap that wears us down. When birthdays roll around, it's one of the few reasons we have to celebrate.

Your friends will appreciate the made-up medicine on this funny birthday card, as well as a cold one, a stiff shot or some other form of real-life medicine. Scoop up a few extras of this dirty birthday card, because lord knows we all could use a few doses of Fuckitol.