Pope Masturbating: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Spilling seed is considered a sin in some Catholic circles. But that clamp-down on pleasurable personal release can make for one hilarious B-Day greeting. Like the card here, for example, featuring a red and white and all-seeing picture of the Pope putting the finger binoculars to his eyes in a funny attempt to cut down on shameless self-pleasuring, while he ups the enjoyment for everybody celebrating their big year-older day. Don't be shy about squeezing out this colorful, humorous greeting card to somebody special. And then - maybe - watch the recipient explode with laughter, unable to control themselves.