The bright colors and brilliant spiral designs featured on this funny and fabulous B-Day card are "almost" as gorgeous as the pictured lady herself, but nowhere nearly as demanding and delightful in their good taste. The beautiful brunette woman with the sparkling blue eyes and glittering, bejeweled blue dress wants a lot of things, on her own terms, of course. But any woman or man you gift this awesome and appealing missive on the occasion of their big celebratory day will be happily content just to revel in the charm and hilarity of the witty and wonderful greeting itself.