All About Asses: Humor Birthday Card
Item #: 0690
Cover Reads:
Life Is All About Asses: You're Either Covering It, Laughing It Off, Kicking It, Kissing It, Busting It, Trying To Get A Piece Of It Or Behaving Like One.
Inside Reads:
Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate.
Occasion: Birthday
No butts about it: This is one of our most popular funny birthday cards. One of the first cards in our Talk Bubbles line, this card features a thorough list of how important behinds are to life. This photo of two naked men with their asses proudly hanging out has been thoughtfully Photoshopped to ensure no other dangly bits distract from this ass-inine, bare butt birthday card.
Fans of asses can get a birthday treat when receiving the All About Asses birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. Where else would you expect to find poems about asses? Certainly not at the convenience store or grocery store. Embrace the ass, worship the ass and laugh at the ass with this hilarious card. It is printed in the U.S. on recycled paper, so that we're not asses to the planet. It's available as a single card or in bulk quantities, and we'll ship them to your ass lightning fast.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
All About Asses
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This funny card is printed in the U.S.A, on FSC certified sustainable source pulp, containing 10% post consumer waste.
Introduced:
February 15, 2006
UPC:
745469006902
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (20 of 20 responses)
By Arnold
Plainfield, WI
Great card!
March 21, 2024
This card is so appropriate for so many of our friends!
By Bob
Southaven, MS
Smack dabbed
November 16, 2023
It’s so funny because it’s so true!
Pros
- Funny
Cons
- None
By gloria m.
KS
LOts of asses
October 31, 2020
Love this card. Well received.
By CRAIG C.
HUBERT, NORTH CAROLINA
PERFECT CARD
May 21, 2020
I've been looking for these types of cards for years and your site has everything I wanted & need. I have so many friends that we don't get to talk w/often and these cards are perfect. Thanks for offering such great cards
Pros
- Perfect cards for everyone that would be happy to receive from me. BEST EVER CARD SELECTION.
Cons
- NONE
By Jan
Midwest
Great card!
May 15, 2020
Lots of laughs ...good quality, hard to find cards.
Pros
- Good quality, fast shipping.
Cons
- None
By Susan
Colorado Springs CO
perfect
April 30, 2020
This card is perfect for my son, (he needs to get off his ass). Can't wait for his birthday to come along!
By Morton
Danville, CA
Perfect for so many types of friends.
September 12, 2019
This card worked beautifully for many different types of friends. We 'seniors' built up a wide array of friendship types over the years. That's why I bought several copies.
By John
Yachats, OR
LMAO
September 2, 2019
The headline says it all.
Pros
- Excellent asses
Cons
- Perhaps a card about the "Ass Family:"
- Dumb Ass
- Smart Ass
- Jack Ass
- Kiss Ass
- Real Ass
- Wise Ass
- Nice Ass
By Line
qu?bec
perfect LOL
April 25, 2019
simply too funny
By Paul K.
Phoenix, AZ
very diverse card
February 18, 2019
You can send this to anyone and get a good laugh!
By Catrina
Coconut Creek, FL
GREAT CARD!
January 24, 2019
The recipient of this great purchase laughed his ass off too!! I highly recommend this card for any gender who has a good sense of humor.
By Monique
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Lol great said
July 9, 2018
OMW SO FUNNY BUT HEY SO TRUE
By Alan
Jonesboro, Arkansas
C'mon Folks!
July 4, 2018
C'mon Folks, we all have a few friends who both *fit* the bill and will appreciate receiving this card.
Most recipients want to know "where did you get THAT, I have somebody I need to send it to"!
It's a great card with maximum humor. I'll always keep one on hand.
Most recipients want to know "where did you get THAT, I have somebody I need to send it to"!
It's a great card with maximum humor. I'll always keep one on hand.
By David
Saint Albans, VT
I could have purchased dozens of these
June 1, 2018
Who doesn't have several asses in their life? This card is perfect for so many people that I know and I can't wait to give it to one special ass that I know!
By Jenny
Seattle, WA
Nobleworks has a great selection of cards
May 26, 2018
I bought several of a variety of cards. I'm sure you'll find some cards for your favorite people nad their special events.
Pros
- Great selection.
- Prompt delivery
By Kaylie
Crystal Springs, MS
Love
May 9, 2018
I love the cards and the fast, free shipping!!
By Therese R.
La Verene, California
Went over GREAT !
April 19, 2018
I PURCHASED THIS CARD AS A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR A FRIEND. WE ALL LIVE IN A SENIOR APT. BUILDING, & HE PASSED IT AROUND, THERE'S WASN'T ONE PERSON WHO DIDN'T LAUGH.
Pros
- THE ENTIRE CARD
Cons
- CAN'T THINK OF ANY AFTER IT WAS RECEIVED WITH ONLY LAUGHTER.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
Hilarious!
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.
By Bert
Chicago, Illinois
omg hilarious card
February 27, 2018
this card had me laughing my a** off… was the perfect gift for my cousin's bday :)
By Dhara
Los Angeles
Boyfriend loved it
February 16, 2018
It cant get any funnier than this