Salary: Funny Birthday Card

Cover Reads:

Which One Is Your Salary? The Onion Salary: You Get It, Open It, And Start Crying. The Diet Salary: With Every Paycheck You Eat Less. The Magic Salary: You Make A Couple Of Moves *Poof* - It's Gone. The Impotent Salary: It's Never There When You Need It. The Pms Salary: It Comes Once A Month And Lasts For 3-5 Days. The Tornado Salary: There's No Telling When It Will Come And How Long It's Going To Last. The Condom Salary: It Kills Both The Inspiration And The Will.