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Chocolate Can't: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 0863
Cover Reads:
Because Chocolate Can't Get You Pregnant.
Inside Reads:
Eat The Birthday Cake You Skinny Bitch!
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Yet another great reason for chowing down on chocolate - it won't get you preggers! Everybody you know celebrating a B-Day will love sinking their teeth into this sweet, sassy and sensational greeting card when you dish it up and out to them on their special year-older commemoration date. Featuring a beautiful retro woman in brown, a blue background and pink and red striped borders, and one yummy, luscious cake, this funny and saucy delectable greeting is good enough to eat!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Chocolate Can't
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
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This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
May 15, 2006
UPC:
745469008630
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In Stock
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