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Professional Shit: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 0865
Cover Reads:
Professional Shit. 1. Physicist - "Shit Is Relative" 2. Acupuncturist - "Hold Still Or This Will Hurt Like Shit" 3. Statistician - "Shit Is 84.7% Likely To Happen" 4. Evolutionish - "Survival Of The Shittiest" 5. Activist - "They Shit On Us!" 6. Psychologist - "Tell Me About Your Shit" 7. Robber - "Give Me All Your Shit" 8. Environmentalist - "Shit Is Biodegradable" 9. Scientist - "What Is Shit, Anyway?" 10. Union Worker - "That Shit Ain't My Job" 11. Plumber - "Work Is Shitty!" 12. Mathematician - "It Has Been 29,876 Days Since I Gave A Shit"
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday And All That Shit!
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Professional Shit. 1. Physicist - "Shit is relative" 2. Acupuncturist - "hold still or this will hurt like shit" 3. Statistician - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen" 4. Evolutionish - "survival of the shittiest" 5. Activist - "THEY shit on us!" 6. Psychologist - "tell me about your shit" 7. Robber - "give me all your shit" 8. Environmentalist - "shit is biodegradable" 9. Scientist - "what is shit, anyway?" 10. union worker - "that shit ain't my job" 11. plumber - "work is shitty!" 12. Mathematician - "it has been 29,876 days since I gave a shit"

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Professional Shit
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
June 15, 2010
UPC:
745469008654
Availability:
In Stock
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