Coconuts: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Ten minutes into the end of their cruise and she's already complaining! The poor guy crawling out of the ocean onto the desert island, after surviving a ship sinking, might want to consider turning around and taking his survival chances on the open seas rather than spend who knows how much time with his gassy wife on a tiny, isolated, one tree atoll. But it's only comic, colorful and clever greeting card fiction, rather than factual reality - featured on the hilariously nutty and nagging Happy Birthday card available here. The garrulous shipwreck and girlfriend gastrointestinal disorder greeting is perfect for rescuing anybody's Birthday party about to go SOS with laughter, delight and good cheer.