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Shoot Me: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 4690
Cover Reads:
Remember When We Were Young And You Saw That Old Man And Said, "If I Ever Try To Leave The House Dressed That Way, Shoot Me?"
Inside Reads:
Been Nice Knowing You. Happy Birthday.
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A flagrant fashion crime is meted out the maximum, ultimate penalty on this hilarious Happy Birthday joke card. And any mature man or woman, husband or wife, you know who's turning another year older with anything but style will get a good laugh in the face of dangerous dressing when you gift them the colorful, comic, atrociously attired Birthday card. The garrulous gag greeting will clothe anybody's birth anniversary in good cheer and delight.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Shoot Me
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Bizarro by Dan Piraro
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
April 15, 2010
UPC:
745469046908
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In Stock
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By Brad
Stoughton, WI
Wardrobe faux pa
January 9, 2021
Great card for some of my retired friends.