You can't get much past omnipotent God, especially when you arrive as a couple at the Heavenly pearly gates with torn clothing, skid marks on your skin, a full mouth and a steering wheel wrapped around your neck. But it's all in good fun and great laughter, as comically featured and captioned on the hilarious Happy Birthday card showcased right here. Any adults you know who enjoy a good dirty auto erotic joke, whether they be true bible believers or not, will be up on Cloud Nine as they gulp down the news of another year gone by, courtesy of this hysterical and naughty, not in the Good Book, Birthday greeting.