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100 Dollar Tattoo: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 4767
Cover Reads:
I Want A Tattoo Of A Hundred Dollar Bill On My Dick., Why?, I Like To Play With My Money., And I Like To Watch My Money Grow.
Inside Reads:
And If My Wife Wants To Go Out And Blow A Hundred Bucks, She Can Stay Home. Happy Birthday.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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The penis jokes just keep "coming" on the outside and inside of the hilarious Happy Birthday genital gag greeting available here. Any of your adult friends, family members and coworkers with an appreciation for penile humor will be laughing their balls and/or heads off when you gift them the colorful, comic and cocky card for their Birthday. Because the filthy funny featured on this garrulous greeting goes below and beyond.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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100 Dollar Tattoo
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
June 15, 2010
UPC:
745469047677
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Brad
Houston, TX
18 Year Old Nephew Loved It!
October 13, 2022
It was the perfect birthday card for an 18-year-old who is still a senior in high school!
Pros
  • Great humor!
Cons
  • NONE!
By Peti
Chattanooga
Xrated but very funny
August 1, 2020
Best place to get funny adult cards!
Pros
  • Great selection
Cons
  • None