Recession Upside: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: 4789
Cover Reads:
This Town's Lost A Lot Of Jobs, But On The Upside, A Blow Job Only Costs Five Dollars!
Inside Reads:
It's Your Birthday. Paint The Town Red!
Occasion: Birthday
While a recession truly does suck...there are bound to be upsides to it. Like the cost of the typical blow job...Give your buddy a Birthday card he will thoroughly enjoy as it perks him up out of his depression over the recession. If he doesn't believe you, just drive him down the locale 'Hooker Boulevard'. He will be astounded as he sees the sidewalks jammed full of so many women that he don't know where to start. If you include five dollars in his card he'll be good to go.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Recession Upside
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
April 15, 2010
UPC:
745469047899
Availability:
In Stock
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