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Play With Yourself: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 4804
Cover Reads:
Look At The Bright Side! I Got Him To Take Out The One About Not Playing With Yourself!
Inside Reads:
Have Yourself A Happy Birthday For God's Sake!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Oh, how different the Ten Commandments would be if they'd included a blurb about masturbation. Can you imagine Charlton Heston going over that one? This is one birthday card that has it all: religion and dirty humor. Birthday cards don't get much better than that, do they?

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Play With Yourself
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
August 15, 2010
UPC:
745469048049
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (1 of 1 responses)
By dcbh
Loudon, Tenn.
Hands on.
July 27, 2019
The card is cute. The Birthday boy enjoyed it. I will buy it again.
Pros
  • A little dirty.
Cons
  • Not to dirty.