Oil on Drapes: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 4816
Cover Reads:
"I Rubbed My Wife All Over With Olive Oil Before Making Love. She Screamed For Five Minutes!" "We Took A Bath Together Then Made Passionate Love. She Sreamed For Half An Hour! "I Covered My Wife's Body With Sweet Butter, We Made Love And She Screamed For Six Hours!" "How Did You Make Her Scream For Six Hours?!"
Inside Reads:
I Wiped My Hands On The Drapes! Hope Your Birthday Is A Scream!!!
Occasion: Birthday
And they say women like to gossip and tell everything!!! These three men are perfect examples of how men like to share their stories of private times with their wives just as much as women like to share their stories. Of course it's mostly bragging about how good they are in bed, but they really do enjoy hearing each other's stories. After all, they might just learn something new to try. Give this funny Birthday card from NobleWorks to a friend to let them know it's okay if they want to share their sex stories with their friends, but just don't wipe their hands on the drapes.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Oil on Drapes
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
February 15, 2011
UPC:
745469048162
Availability:
In Stock
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