The good news about going bald is: it takes hardly any time at all to comb and style your scalp anymore! Since it's a well known made up fact that chrome domes, cueballs, smoothies and baldos of all or no hairlines have great senses of humor, make sure you purchase and send out the hilarious, non hirsute Birthday card available here to any of your hairless but garrulous friends, relatives and workmates celebrating turning another year older and shinier. The fleshhead imagery and hysterical punchlines on the amusing, well groomed, follically challenged and chiding joke greeting will be met with mirthful delight by any Birthday bald man you know.