New Toupees: Funny Birthday Card

There's an old saying up yonder in the hillbilly backwoods: mullets make the men. Just ask wig master "Cletus" and his bald hicks from the sticks overall clad clientele; as comically illustrated and hilariously captioned on the humorous Happy Birthday card available here for good natured and grooming gifting. The hysterical business in the front, party in the back hair Birthday greeting will be the perfect fit for any of your friends, family members and coworkers who are head and shoulders above the rest, and happen to be turning another year older.