Jesus Protect From Followers: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Holy Christ! All he wants is for the Lord's flock to stop with all the proselytizing in the name of the Son of God! The man in the blue suit pictured and captioned walking and whining with Jesus on the cover of the ironically hilarious Birthday card on sale here for biblically hysterical gifting, that is. Any of your religious, agnostic or atheist friends, family members and colleagues possessing devout senses of humor will appreciate receiving the snarky spirited Birthday joke greeting in fervent honor of their converting to another year older.