Psycho on Whiny Ass: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

She's beautiful, bewitching, beguiling and downright dangerously crazy! But it's all in happy honor of bringing some lovely and laughing humor home to somebody's big Birthday, so this attractive, hilarious and alarming card can get away with it. The retro hottie pictured on the garrulous gag greeting has her butt kicking boots on, to make sure that special Birthday man or woman you know gets off their derriere and thoroughly enjoys and appreciates their latest birth anniversary with a minimum of complaining and a maximum of good cheer … or else.