Never Find Your Body: Funny Birthday Card

Don't hold your hilarious Happy Birthday greetings hostage from that special friend, relative or coworker of yours who's turning another year older, when you can pay just a small amount of ransom to secure and release unto them the hysterical Happy Birthday joke card available here. Featuring a clever, colorful, cutout letters threatening message on the cover, turned into a humorous compliment and sexy salutation on the inside, this thrillingly creative and amusing, cake decorated Birthday greeting will eliminate any trepidation felt on the part of that special beloved hottie you know when it comes to fully and fabulously celebrating their latest birth anniversary.