Learned From My Mom: Humor Birthday Greeting Card for Women
Item #: 5463
Cover Reads:
Everything I Know I Learned From My Mom: My Mother Taught Me Religion - You'd Better Pray That Will Come Out Of The Carpet. My Mother Taught Me Logic: Because I Said So, That's Why. My Mother Taught Me Foresight: Make Sure You Wear Clean Underwear In Case You're In An Accident. My Mother Taught Me Irony: Keep Crying And I'll Give You Something To Cry About. My Mother Taught Me About Stamina: You Sit There Until All That Spinach Is Gone. My Mother Taught Me About Receiving: You Are Going To Get It When You Get Home. My Mother Taught Me About Medical Science: If You Don't Stop Crossing Your Eyes, They Are Going To Freeze That Way. My Mother Taught Me About Justice....
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday To The Smartest Mom.
Occasion: Birthday
Your mama is one intelligent woman, who isn't shy about sharing her wisdom, knowledge and insights with her attentive children. As hysterically listed for hilarious parental perusal and laughing agreement in colorful, creative and humorous language on the funny and fabulous Birthday Mother card available here. Your female parenting guru with all the logical and illogical answers and advice will appreciatively approve of the amusing and appealing Birthday greeting when you gift it to the great, all knowing lady for her latest birth anniversary, as a loving and learned daughter, son or family. Now, that's using your head!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Learned From My Mom
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
May 15, 2009
UPC:
745469054637
Availability:
In Stock
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