Uncle Sam: Funny Birthday Card

Like many of us over the past few decades, Uncle Sam has put on a bit of weight. And lost a lot of hair! The good news is: the fat, bald, cigar chomping, finger pointing guy pictured on the humorous Birthday card available here, who thinks he's the red, white, blue and blubber wartime poster icon embodiment, doesn't want any of your friends, relatives and coworkers to enlist in the military. His only mirthful mission is to wish those special year older people a hilariously Happy Birthday full of good cheer, great laughs and overindulgence.