A man can dream, can't he? Especially on his big Birthday! Well, no, not according to the uncooperative wife of the poor Birthday boy comically pictured and caustically worded on the hilarious Birthday card available here - this missus is definitely not in the wish fulfillment business, even on her husband's Birthday. Your guy friends, relatives and workmates, married or partnered or otherwise, will get a good, knowing, nodding, uproarious, openmouthed laugh upon being gifted the colorful and humorous greeting which comes complete with a cake, a candle and "your" best Birthday wishes.