Wouldn't that Suck!? Don't you think they should have ran the card before they went in to have the surgery? Hopefully she wasn't too partial to her 'Better Half'. At least you can give you friend a card that will really make them laugh with this funny Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks. Once again, designer Glenn McCoy has created an outrageously hilarious Birthday card that any woman that shops would love. It also could be a great reminder to check those limits before you go on your Birthday shopping binge. Or, should I say, before you let your 'Better Half' go into surgery.