"He" rose from the dead, healed the sick and gave sight to the blind, lifted the spirits of his followers to new righteous heights … but can Jesus Christ work the mammary miracle of high and firm breasts for older women? It's all a matter of faith, perhaps … and one funny Birthday card, for certain. Any of your more mature female friends, relatives and coworkers will have their Birthday celebrations raised to new perky and cheerful levels when you gift them the colorful, comic, clever greeting in healthy, hilarious honor of their turning another year older without sagging and drooping about it.