Free Shipping!
NOTICE: Cards ordered for Thanksgiving might not be delivered in time for the holiday.

Eat Shit and Die: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 7930
Cover Reads:
Eat, Shit And Die Nursing Home "Is This The Best Nursing Home You Could Find For Mother?!"
Inside Reads:
Live Long And Prosper. Happy Birthday!
X
Select Quantity:
+
GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
Quantity
Price
1
$4.99 ea.
2+
$3.99 ea.

Truth in old folks' home advertising reaches a whole new hard hitting and honestly hilarious level, as funnily featured in big letters and big laughs on the hysterical Birthday card available here for great gag gifting. All of your adult friends, family members and coworkers with a dirty and devious sense of senior citizen humor, who are aging in place yet another year, will especially appreciate and applaud the amusing Birthday joke greeting. Hopefully, before it really hits home for them.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Eat Shit and Die
Occasion:
Line:
Funny Paper
Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
May 15, 2009
UPC:
745469079302
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
5.0
1 Reviews
5
100% (1)
4
0% (0)
3
0% (0)
2
0% (0)
1
0% (0)
100% Recommend this product (1 of 1 responses)
By Spearos L.
New Brunswick
Eat, Shit, and Die card
August 6, 2020
Just thinking about this card makes me break into peals of laughter. I'll have to part with it for a friend's birthday.
Pros
  • Funny beyond words, but definitely not for everyone, since not everyone does not have a good sense of humour.