Store Guard: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

If this security guard wasn't on a scooter, there's no way he would be able to catch anyone. Then again, those store scooters don't move very fast either...You could probably grab what you want and make a run for it before he could even get the motorized scooter to the door to see the type of car you ran to. So you know there would be no chance of him actually getting your license plate number. At least you can be sure to give someone a good laugh on their Birthday with this funny greeting card from NobleWorks.