Courtesy Flush: Funny Birthday Card

Yeah, you know you've been sitting on the toilet too long without flushing when the bathroom spider has time to web you out a message. Your friends, relatives and coworkers, regular or constipated, will be flush with laughter and good cheer when you gift them this comically hilarious washroom etiquette Birthday card. The hysterical writing insect and reading man commodious Birthday joke greeting will help ensure that no one you know and appreciate has a crappy birth anniversary that really stinks.