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Stop Scratching: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 8304
Cover Reads:
"The Vet Said It'll Stop Him For Scratching Himself, So I Got One For Brian Too"
Inside Reads:
I Couldn't Resist Wishing You A Happy Birthday.
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Who knew the doggie cones could serve dual purposes? Cartoonist Tim Whyatt knew, as evidenced by this very funny birthday card.

As women know, one of the good things about being in a relationship is poking fun at their men. However, this card might not be the dictionary definition of poking harmless fun. That thing is, after all, also known as the Cone of Shame, and both dogs and men do not like the Cone of Shame. Make it clear it's about the scratching, not the rising, OK?

Whyatt's brilliant art and disturbed mind make the Stop Scratching birthday card a hilarious greeting card for your friends who appreciate dirty humor. It's printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, and available in two different sizes for versatility.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Stop Scratching
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
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This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
February 15, 2005
UPC:
745469083040
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (6 of 6 responses)
By Ursula
Chicago
excellent service
September 3, 2020
perfect service.
Cons
  • no cons
By Anonymous
San Carlos, ca
One of my favorites
November 11, 2020
Love this card. Everybody laughs
By Cindy
Strongsville, OH
Attention, ladies!
October 11, 2020
Don’t we all know someone who could relate??
By Lindsay L.
Tucson, Arizona
Could have been funnier
September 8, 2020
If I could have changed the name in the text, this would have made the card that much more funny, but, oh well, it is still a funny card!
Pros
  • Very funny!
Cons
  • Couldn?t change the name from Brian, in the text.
By kbkazoo
portland, or
this says it all
May 31, 2020
women, especially, will appreciate this card.
Pros
  • pet owners find this one very funny
By Judson
Chattanooga, TN
Great Product
November 30, 2019
The card arrived on time and in good condition. The recipient loved the card and it’s humor. I’ll be buying from Noble again.