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Never Get Laid: Funny Birthday Card for Men

Item #: 8436
Cover Reads:
Come And Sit. We Need To Talk About Your Hat And Stuff. You're Never Gonna Get Laid Looking Like That.
Inside Reads:
Hats Off To You! Happy Birthday!
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This retro looking card from NobleWorks is hilarious! Anytime you put a child in the picture obviously knowing more than the adult, you always get a truly funny card. This cute little girl is more than willing to help this guy out. Whether he's her daddy, an uncle, or just a guy she wants her mommy to end up with, she seems to have the low-down on the 'Do's & Don'ts' of the fashion world when it comes to getting laid. Of course, they are learning things much younger nowadays. Maybe you should send this card to someone that needs to get some advice of their own for their birthday romance.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Never Get Laid
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Artist:
SuperIndustrialLove
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by SuperIndustrialLove
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2007
UPC:
745469084368
Availability:
In Stock
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