This retro looking card from NobleWorks is hilarious! Anytime you put a child in the picture obviously knowing more than the adult, you always get a truly funny card. This cute little girl is more than willing to help this guy out. Whether he's her daddy, an uncle, or just a guy she wants her mommy to end up with, she seems to have the low-down on the 'Do's & Don'ts' of the fashion world when it comes to getting laid. Of course, they are learning things much younger nowadays. Maybe you should send this card to someone that needs to get some advice of their own for their birthday romance.