69: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Yes, this adult birthday card is really dirty. But so is your best friend.

This hilariously dirty birthday card is perfect for those who prefer food and fornication in equal parts. From the twisted mind of cartoonist Randall McIlwaine, it features a one-two punch of inappropriate adult humor.

Let’s face it: Your friends aren’t anything like the cards they sell at the mushy-themed gift store. They are raw, uncensored pottymouths who aren’t afraid of hurting a few feelings, and that’s why they are your friends. So give them a birthday card that will leave them laughing until it hurts. This naughty adult birthday card is waiting for you to buy at NobleWorks Cards. It’s available in bulk discounts and with free shipping, so that you can better afford a birthday pu pu platter.