Fountain of Youth: Funny Birthday Card

… And an adjoining orchard of olives, of course. Any of your older friends, relatives and colleagues who like a delicious cocktail and possess a fine taste in hilarious cards will love being poured out this hysterical, colorful, booze and beauty infused comic greeting in heady and high spirited honor of their Birthday. Those elder folk may not be young anymore, but they can still enjoy a nice vodka beverage and a humorous joke, all special day long.