Bacon Save World: Funny Birthday Card

Bacon as a heated beacon for world peace? You'd better believe it! Because when the peoples of Earth are busy chowing down on hot, crispy, greasy, delicious fried pork strips, the belligerence, animosity and antagonism towards one another will just melt away, like bacon in their mouths. At least, that's the positive, pork pumping, hilarious and hopeful message colorfully, cleverly and hysterically spelled out salty strip style on this delectably and humorously uplifting Happy Birthday card. So, make the mirthful, magnificent, mouthwatering greeting the centerpiece of anybody's Birthday world, for guaranteed great results!