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Drink Water: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 8915
Cover Reads:
Sometimes I Drink Water Just To Surprise My Liver...
Inside Reads:
It's Your Birthday! I'll Drink To That!
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We all have that one friend who has a surprisingly large amount of blood in their alcohol system. Always sipping a glass of wine or slamming down a beer, it's a wonder they are able to get anything done. (If you can't think of a friend who drinks too much, then it's you. You are the friend who drinks too much, and you can surprise yourself by getting tipsy and mailing this card to yourself.)

From our Talk Bubbles line, this card features retro art and a brilliant philosophy about imbibing. Surprise your wallet and buy this cheap and funny card from NobleWorks Cards!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Drink Water
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
December 15, 2012
UPC:
745469089158
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Drink Water Card   $4.99
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Carole
CA
Don't send this to a non-drinker
February 16, 2022
And if you are friends with a non-drinker, lose them.
By Melissa
HAMMOND, IN
Ha!
May 29, 2020
This card is great! Going to give it to a friend that enjoys her drinks.
By Mickey
ATL
These cards are funny, I don't care who you are
April 8, 2019
It is a wonderful card and perfect for the occassion
Pros
  • free shipping, great price
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  • none
By tommy f.
New York
THIRSTY !
December 9, 2018
THIS ONE MADE ME THIRSTY FOR MORE!!