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No Thanks Officer: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card from NobleWorksCards.com - No Thanks Officer
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Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card from NobleWorksCards.com - No Thanks Officer
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Item #: 9800
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Cover Reads:
Drinks? Oh, No Thanks, Officer, I'm All Set.
Inside Reads:
Another Year Speeds By. Happy Birthday.
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Occasion: Birthday

The guy behind the wheel of the tan party wagon pictured on the No Thanks Officer Birthday Joke Card is so drunk he thinks the police officer is asking him if he wants another drink. We'd hate to see what he blows on the breathalyser. His driving privileges, for one thing. But when you pull over this funny, colorful card from the greeting card rack and take it for a test spin with someone celebrating a birthday, we'll bet they blow nothing but pure, unadulterated laughter.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
No Thanks Officer
Occasion:
Birthday
Line:
RedRocket
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
January 01, 2014
UPC:
745469098006
Availability:
In Stock
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