Old Mattress: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 9823
Cover Reads:
You Know You Are Old When Your Mattress Has Better Memory Than You Do.
Inside Reads:
Remember To Have Fun This Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
Nobody likes their mattress showing them up - all that fancy 'memory foam' having a better memory than they do! The Old Mattress Birthday Joke Card shows only good, bright, colorful humor, and a sundial or two. This yellow, purple, green and orange card will be hilariously remembered long after the birthday is gone and forgotten.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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