Redneck Security System: Humor Birthday Card
Item #: 9950
Cover Reads:
Redneck Security System: Billybob, Getting More Ammo, Back Shortly. Pitbulls Locked Inside, Messed Up The Mailman Real Bad. From All The Blood It Looks Like Killer Was In On It. He's In Our Room. Best To Wait Outside. Cooter, Carl, Junior.
Inside Reads:
Warning! Another Birthday Is Here.
Occasion: Birthday
Redneck jokes are quite popular nowadays. Problem is, you never know if they're speaking the truth or not. Give this funny 'Redneck Security System' Birthday card to someone special that will enjoy a good laugh. It may even give them a thought or two... Chances are, if someone was to actually read a sign like this one, and they happened to hear a bark or a growl from inside, they would definitely opt to break in your neighbor's house over yours. So do your part to keep your friend safe on this special day. Give them this funny card from NobleWorks.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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