Airport Security: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: 9964
Cover Reads:
Airport Screening Results: October 20 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered: 0. Transvestites: 176. Hernias: 1,678. Hemorrhoids Cases 3,896. Enlarged Prostates 8,570. Breast Implants: 62,356. Natural Blondes:3.
Inside Reads:
It Was Also Discovered That 535 Members Of Congress Had No Balls. Another Birthday ... Who's Counting.
Occasion: Birthday
THIS BIRTHDAY CARD IS CLASSIFIED, hilarious! Politicians deservedly take one between the legs on the hysterical Homeland Security airport screening report card available here for nut and gut busting, amusing Birthday gifting. Any of your friends, family members or colleagues who have ever flown on an airplane, no matter what party they vote for and how old they are, will be laughing with pleasure when you send them the tellingly humorous and truthfully garrulous Birthday greeting.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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