You do indeed have to have a pretty good memory to recall the simpler, less tech gadget time when a person actually woke up in the morning and didn't immediately check their smartphone. But whatever the age and childhood memories of that special Birthday girl or boy, woman or man, you know celebrating their latest birth anniversary, they'll definitely enjoy checking out this funny Birthday card when you send it to them in wide awake and good natured honor of their Birthday. Featuring a cute little illustrated retro girl on the cover and interior, along with a pair of hysterical joke punch lines, the hilarious Birthday greeting is way better and sure to be much more appreciated than just phoning it in.