Cells Die: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: C10832BDG
Cover Reads:
Skin cells die. Hair cells die. Brain cells die. But it seems my fat cells accepted Jesus as their savior and have eternal life.
Inside Reads:
Praying you have a Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
Hallelujah (with a "Hell" at the front, if you're on a diet)! It's somebody's big fat Birthday! Requiring a celebration of biblical proportions! Any of your friends, family members and colleagues having a Birthday will eat up the hilarious, hefty gal, salad days pictures and hysterical, cellulite Christ joke captions featured on the amusing and amazing birth anniversary greeting card available for choosing and consuming right here. It's almost to die for!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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