It Already Has: Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card

No need for the older woman comically pictured on this hilarious Birthday card to dip her toe into the water to test its temperature, when she can just drop her drooping boobs into the ocean after wading out a couple of feet. Your mature female friends, family members and coworkers, especially, will be wetting themselves with laughter and heating up with delight when you send them the funny, surf and tits Birthday greeting in happy and hysterical honor of their birth anniversary.